Normal is boring

I realise that the reason I have trouble saying No, is because I didn’t hear it much when I was growing up (take a moment to crack your jokes about entitlement). My parents rarely said no to the Mad Sibling or me, and neither was it said to our friends, or theirs. Which meant we constantly had people in our home doing things that were highly inconvenient to us. Early risers would walk in before we’d got out of bed, latecomers would watch us float around with our toothbrushes in our mouths. And this was a joint family. Grandparents, old uncles and aunts come home to die, cousins we were local guardians to, and a surprising number of refugees – Sri Lankan, Palestinian, all sorts. You never knew who you’d bump into in the next room.
We learnt to step around camp beds, speak in whispers if some bed-ridden oldie had just fallen asleep, share one kg of chicken across 30 people and be grateful for the gravy, and to get dressed in the bathroom!
And we learnt to study in the midst of chaos. It’s a wonder we passed our exams at all. If I had a friend over and was blasting Chura ke Dil mera, the sibling would bow his head over his book and block me out. If he had a break and was strumming away, trying to get some Satriani bit just right, with friends, I added my tuppence and kept studying.

The year of my 12th boards, we were sometimes 12-14 of us studying in my room. I recall a friend lying under my bed and studying for his accounts paper, while trying to teach me.
This was my normal, and I was shocked to learn that most people didn’t live like this.
I swore that my kids would have a regular normal home unlike the madhouse I grew up in. And there would be times for friends to come and go. Except that the first time I was tested and the doorbell rang, I opened it, saw a hopeful child waiting there, and opened my mouth to say, ‘Brat is studying, beta’, but strangely the words that came out were, “Come in, darling!” I knew right then, I was incapable of anything else. 
Now both my kids do their homework each evening on Skype with their father who lives in another country. I don’t know when they have exams, I don’t know what their homework is. They scan the chapter and send it to him. He reads it, writes questions and mails them back. Then they study over Skype while chatting with him about their day.
This evening the Brat has a friend over, and they’re supposedly studying for a physics paper. Except that this child is a year younger, so the Brat is ‘teaching’ him his physics lesson when he should be studying. The father called on Skype and I steeled myself for chaos. But now all three of them are chatting online and discussing the chapter. We have a new normal in this household. One where we have a houseful, and the OA often on Skype joining the conversation!
I wonder what my kids will seek to change.


4 thoughts on “Normal is boring

  1. This is so interesting. I was the only child and was used to studying in a room with zero distractions and background noise. I was also excellent academically. However, now I am mother to a very energetic 1 year old who I think will follow his father’s footsteps and be more inclined towards sports than academics. I really don’t want to force him to do anything he doesn’t want to and it helps that we live in London where he can choose to do something unorthodox with his career choices and still earn a decent living (I went on to do an MBA and become an investment banker, which I am proud of, but let’s face it I did this only because it’s a conventional choice for an academically bright kid in India). I guess only time will tell, but I would rather have him teach a younger kid and discuss homework over Skype than swot over books miserably in a lonely room.

  2. Your parents and now you have raised one bleddy pole-vault of a bar for everyone else, man! I doubt many can achieve the coolth that your mad family has. Simply ❤ ❤ ❤ I can barely manage to get through the day when anyone other than the spouse is around. Sometimes, even he feels like a bit much for me.

  3. You have been one of my favorite blog writers. I am reading this blog today, just like that, and I am so surprised at the relevance of this post in 2020!
    ‘The New Normal’, ‘Online Teaching’, etc.are the terms that are so common today with Covid 19. Your post, or rather I would say, your way of living was ahead of its time.
    Why have you stopped writing? I am waiting for some fresh posts.

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