Real Women

Please read this… pass it around, stick it up on your cupboard or bathroom mirror, send it to your mother, send it to your father, post it on your blog… take it away now girls and boys, men and women, all of you real.

From Hanne Blank’s Blog

{ 2011 06 23 }

real women

Excuse me while I throw this down, I’m old and cranky and tired of hearing the idiocy repeated by people who ought to know better.

Real women do not have curves.

Real women do not look like just one thing.

Real women have curves, and not. They are tall, and not. They are brown-skinned, and olive-skinned, and not. They have small breasts, and big ones, and no breasts whatsoever.

Real women start their lives as baby girls. And as baby boys. And as babies of indeterminate biological sex whose bodies terrify their doctors and families into making all kinds of very sudden decisions.

Real women have big hands and small hands and long elegant fingers and short stubby fingers and manicures and broken nails with dirt under them.

Real women have armpit hair and leg hair and pubic hair and facial hair and chest hair and sexy moustaches and full, luxuriant beards.

Real women have none of these things, spontaneously or as the result of intentional change.

Real women are bald as eggs, by chance and by choice and by chemo.

Real women have hair so long they can sit on it.

Real women wear wigs and weaves and extensions and kufi and do-rags and hairnets and hijab and headscarves and hats and yarmulkes and textured rubber swim caps with the plastic flowers on the sides.

Real women wear high heels and skirts. Or not.

Real women are feminine and smell good and they are masculine and smell good and they are androgynous and smell good, except when they don’t smell so good, but that can be changed if desired because real women change stuff when they want to.

Real women have ovaries. Unless they don’t, and sometimes they don’t because they were born that way and sometimes they don’t because they had to have their ovaries removed.

Real women have uteruses, unless they don’t, see above.

Real women have vaginas and clitorises and XX sex chromosomes and high estrogen levels, they ovulate and menstruate and can get pregnant and have babies. Except sometimes not, for a rather spectacular array of reasons both spontaneous and induced.

Real women are fat. And thin. And both, and neither, and otherwise. Doesn’t make them any less real. There is a phrase I wish I could engrave upon the hearts of every single person, everywhere in the world, and it is this sentence which comes from the genius lips of the grand and eloquent Mr. Glenn Marla: There is no wrong way to have a body.

I’m going to say it again because it’s important: There is no wrong way to have a body. And if your moral compass points in any way, shape, or form to equality, you need to get this through your thick skull and stop with the “real women are like such-and-so” crap. You are not the authority on what “real” human beings are, and who qualifies as “real” and on what basis. All human beings are real.

Yes, I know you’re tired of feeling disenfranchised. It is a tiresome and loathsome thing to be and to feel. But the tit-for-tat disenfranchisement of others is not going to solve that problem. Solidarity has to start somewhere and it might as well be with you and me.

You might also want to read this piece by Golda Poretsky.

18 thoughts on “Real Women

  1. “Real women ovulate and menstruate and can get pregnant and have babies. Except sometimes not, for a rather spectacular array of reasons both spontaneous and induced”

    Me and my wife will testify for this one

  2. Hey.. I was blog hopping and landed here. This is brilliant and I couldn’t just close this page without thanking you for posting it here 🙂 Each and every person needs to read this. Have been going through a rough patch lately and this post just made me feel good about myself. Made me feel like a real woman who can conquer the world (or atleast feel good dreaming about it). Thank you!

  3. Thats a nice post MM 🙂 Come to think of it, its quite funny that most of the times its women who have these unrealistic expectations out of the other women!

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