The Bean has had the family in splits since she got there.
A few samples.
Someone nibbles on the Bean’s cheek and she looks in shock and goes – “Hey! Don’t do that! I am not a noodle.”
Chhota Nana who was nibbling on her ugly toes got a yelp and a “No, no! Don’t do that. You’re not a dog!”
He died laughing, but was also very grateful to her for solving that issue. Now he won’t go through life wondering if he is a dog or a man.
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PS: Reminds me of the old joke about some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. In this case, some days you’re the noodle, some days you’re the dog – eat or be eaten!!