I really didn’t want you learn the correct words of Love Sex aur Dhokha, and was happy enough with you singing Sluff, eggs aur dhoga.. darling. Except that you’ve now modified the words to Dog Seks aur doga darling… Which somehow sounds worse. Perhaps it would be wiser to teach you the correct words 😦
You have the soul of a 60 year old lady. Yesterday I was howling and hooting and pretending to be a monster chasing you around the house, when you stopped, turned around, cupped my face in your hands and said to me, “You’re not a monster, sweetheart, you’re a mother.”
You don’t say! And I hope you’ll remember that when you’re 13 and grounded.