MM: Arre – how did you cut your cheek?
OA: I was wrestling with your son and his nail got me.
MM: My son? How come they become ‘my’ kids whenever they do something unacceptable?
OA: Well, a father can never be 100% sure that they’re his. But I was witness to you giving birth to them. They definitely came from your coke (non-hindi speakers – that is Hindi for womb) … so yeah, definitely your kids..
MM: Oh I see. So do you want a DNA test to prove that they came from your Pepsi?
ROFL. I keeeel myself.
Okay admittedly he has the better sense of humour. But I have prettier fingers and toes. And everyone knows that is the better deal. Anyway, you guys broke my heart with your comments on the last post *sob sob* and I’m attempting to settle this once and for all with a poll.
Okay so click here to vote now. I HATE WordPress.
This is what it will look like. gah. obviously I am still incapable of getting this right.