Brat: Hey, look at that! The Bean asleep among the quilts being sunned.
Hmm… no, kissing her doesn’t seem to wake her.
And ugh. Now mamma’s caught me kissing my baby sister and she wants a kiss too.
Ah. Pops has an idea. He’s set up the tent so that I can play around my sister and soak up some sun. He has some vague theory about Vitamin D.
And it would all be perfect if it weren’t for the darn drawstring coming out of these pants.