Brat: Hey! Hey! What’re you doing? Get off!
Mama: What? What’s wrong?
Brat: Why’re you sitting in Dada’s lap and kissing him?
(Bean is too busy eating bits of fuzz off a cushion to stop and intervene.)
Mama: So? I kiss him all the time. I kiss you and Bean too, don’t I?
Brat: Yes.. but why’re you sitting in his lap?
Mama decides to toss the ball back in his court -‘Why not?’
Brat rather nonplussed, thinks about it and comes back with – ‘Because you’re a big girl now and too heavy…’
How do you argue that?