So today I was in the market and I saw a really cute guy. Slim, tall, grey. And then the truth hit me like a thunder bolt.
He was cute because he looked like the OA.
I plan to kill the OA first and then myself.
I’ve always liked the dark, wild type. And now I find greying, clean cut guys cute??? Where’s that stake? Introduce it to my heart. Ah woe is me. The OA has ruined my taste in men.
It’s all over for me.