… if your daughter lines up a row of little plastic elephants early in the morning and tells you to dry their ‘hair’ just as you’re drying yours and rushing to office?
A) Get late by five minutes? What’s the big deal?
B) Skip your breakfast to save time and starve until the lunch break because anyway you can’t eat with your swollen jaw and need to head home and eat tasteless, formless slop.
Yes, I think you figured out which one I did.